Endangering lives one mile at a time.

Those of you who have been lucky enough to see me first thing in the morning, during allergy season, know that I can’t see you. My eyes get so puffy that it looks like I’ve been beaten by a Chinaman. And then got turned into a Chinaman. It takes a good half-hour for the swelling and irritation to go down enough for me to put my contacts in without crying.

Anyway, I woke up late this morning and had ten minutes to get Kaiya and myself ready. I had to take her to Grandma’s house in Spanish Fork and be to work by 7:30. I forewent my shower, hurried and got dressed, threw my glasses on, woke my daughter up, and figured I’d do my makeup in the car. Clearly, I didn’t think that one through. How do you put on makeup while wearing glasses?

I ended up applying makeup in a moving vehicle without the benefit of clear vision. (At least I dropped off my baby first.) I realized my stupidity mid-foundation and put my glasses back on. Good thing I didn’t hit any of those blurry areas with lights in front of me.

p.s. I just reminded myself of the time that Buster Bluth accidentally flirted with a “brownish area with points” when he wasn’t wearing his glasses. Hehe.