I'll never ___________.

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wake up the first time my alarm goes off

wear Crocs

cook a decent pot roast. And forget about the gravy

go bra-less

dress my son in jeans for church

remember how to spell sheriff

remember how to spell license

read a book or watch a movie with "Latter-Day" in the title

not brush my teeth before going to bed

stop drinking Coca Cola

be confident in a bikini

pay for acrylic nails

text my students

stop secretly liking Britney Spears

be able to dress my husband

take (and share) pictures of my kids' poop

watch Jersey Shore


There are more. I just figured I ought to get these ones in writing.

Comments

Scott and Megan said…
OOOO I love these!!! It's awesome what makes us all different. AND I love honesty. I gotta say I swore off crocs, until I wore them! HOWEVER, I ONLY wear them with scrubs as part of my "work attire." They are freakin' comfy though! (OK secretly, I sometimes throw them on just to let the boys out to go potty). I allow Nanny to get away with wearing crocs! :)
You need to add...I will never wear camo, or allow my children to wear camo, or my husband, and I will tease Megan and Scott when they love to wear camo, but then tell them I actually think they look awesome wearing camo just to make them feel better!
4/22/11, 12:06 PM
LEE BIEN said…
I love lists! Let's look at this one in a year and see if you gave in to the dark side. By the way, I still can't spell restaurant without looking it up in a dictionary first. Yep.
4/22/11, 8:46 PM
Michelle said…
I'm also adding,

I'll never drive around my neighborhood with my toddler in my lap.
4/25/11, 9:07 AM
Alicia said…
I love all these. Bravo.
4/26/11, 11:25 AM
Jen Carter said…
Awesome. I'm also a closet Britney fan...I may have gone to her concert like....a year ago...maybe.
4/27/11, 4:29 PM
Amanda said…
I'll never stop loving N'sync and Justin Timberlake! (Or let my son wear jeans to church or drive around with my kids on my lap)
5/15/11, 8:40 PM
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