I'm not a pet person, but...

I'm kind of cold-hearted when it comes to domesticated animals. The nature/nurture debate double whammied me at a young age.

Nature: I'm allergic to anything with fur. (Bunnies, doggies, Brad Walker.) Scott likes to tell the story about how I hid under my Aunt Lara's bed in a game of hide and seek and my eyes were nearly swollen shut when I emerged. Apparently that's where the kitties slept.

Nurture: Both of my parents grew up with animals, decided against inflicting the accompanying duties on themselves as adults, and coerced us into "liking" fish as pets. I vividly remember watching my mom kick a stray cat. That's right. DeAnn Lee kicked a stray cat circa 1992. Call PETA.

I (usually) don't have anything against other people's animals. I admit to liking Sasha, Frank, and Bronx. I just don't want my own animal. I'll use my allergies as an excuse when Kaiya is begging for a puppy in a few years, but really, I just don't see the point in being a pet owner. I'd rather get a jet ski.

But I digress. There have been a few times in my life when I HAVE truly wanted a pet. And it's no surprise that this temporary insanity has come from movies. Because come on...

Who wouldn't want to dress up her kitty in doll clothes and push her around Scotland in a buggy after watching The Three Lives of Thomasina?? And there's no need to be sad when one's kitty dies, because part of this movie was filmed in kitty heaven and it looks awesome.
And I know that "cats rule and dogs drool"... but who wouldn't want to take all three of these guys home after watching Homeward Bound? If I had a dog/cat, it would totally trek through the wilderness to find me. And it would talk.
Now, here's my point. This morning I watched Marley and Me and I cried like a little girl. For 90% of the movie I was like, "See, that's why I don't have a dog!" (I think I even said that out loud, directed to the TV screen.) But at the end, I was like "Marley is so special! Every family needs a dog. Look how much he loves them. Blah, blah, blah."

Don't worry, I came to my senses when I got mad at Kaiya for spitting up on my newly-washed jeans and imagined how much worse it would be if it were doggy vomit. Or if it were doggy feces all over my carpet and chewed up shoes all over my closet. But for a few brief minutes there, I almost had a heart.

Comments

Markelle said…
At least you almost have heart; that's better than none at all:)

Isn't it amazing what movies can talk us into?
Alicia said…
I love this post. I too am a cold-heated-bi+ch when it comes to the furries. But you better believe that I already have three fish names picked out for when Jake starts whining about doggies.
Really, I should be thanking Megan and Markelle already for filling this pet void for my son. Thanks, guys!
Rena LesuĂ© said…
pfft. You're totally right. Pets shed worse than a dark-haired girl in the shower. (no offense. and I only know this b/c my sister used to clog up the drain all the time.)
also, I'm really allegeric to bunnies. and not just to copy Anya.=)
Lindsi Jo said…
I am so with you on the animal thing!!! James and I both say that we will never own an animal. The worst (besides the potty accidents on the carpet) is when you want to travel and you have to figure out what to do with the freakin dog!!! I think that is why my parents didn't want us to leave their house, they had a built in doggie sitter. Oh how I hate watching that dog. I will enjoy them if they aren't mine and I don't have to take care of them! I like my house to much to hand it over to a dog.
Scott and Megan said…
Oh Michelle, this post reveals the side of you I've been waiting for!! I knew deep down you would someday want Frank to come for a visit...ok, clearly we haven't gotten that far yet, but oh to a "pet" post on Michelle's blog just brings a tear to my eye!

p.s. I will rethink leaving Frank and Bronx to your mom in my will. She actually kicked a cat?? What the devil? When we get to heaven and they can all talk...
I'm the stupid one who actually went out and GOT a Marley dog, named her Marley, and then went through months of marital discourd over the thing and ended up giving it away. Imagine how hard I cried when we handed her over. To this day Maddie still asks, "do you still miss Marley?" Apparantly she's never seen her mom blubber so hard.
LEE BIEN said…
How come I am remembering that instead of kicking a cat, I kicked a stray dog? And it was huge and dirty and wouldn't leave our house! Oh my gosh, did I somehow kick two different animals on separate occasions? I'd like to think I was protecting my children...

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