I'll never ___________.
wake up the first time my alarm goes off wear Crocs cook a decent pot roast. And forget about the gravy go bra-less dress my son in jeans for church remember how to spell sheriff remember how to spell license read a book or watch a movie with "Latter-Day" in the title not brush my teeth before going to bed stop drinking Coca Cola be confident in a bikini pay for acrylic nails text my students stop secretly liking Britney Spears be able to dress my husband take (and share) pictures of my kids' poop watch Jersey Shore There are more. I just figured I ought to get these ones in writing.